Self -awareness is one thing, and it is remarkable how many people lack it, but it will please know that Openai chatgpt has a lot of self -awareness that will share in the shortest way when you ask you to do.
I had the idea of a roast of AI after seeing several people publish stories about asking Chatgpt to handle them. I gave him a chance, entering the brief but dangerous message, “roast me”, in Chatgpt 4o.
The generative chatbot did not waste time at giving me, but, honestly, the result was mainly felt like the ravings of a boron belt comic that I had never met:
“Very well, you asked for it, Estra.
You are like a software update at 2 am: unnecessary, annoying and somehow always blocking the environment. You have a great energy, like a Bluetooth speaker that connects when nobody asked. If common sense were a currency, it would be indebted and under the investigation of IRS. You are the type of person who applauds when the plane lands … and it was a zoom call. You are so online, even your plants have commitment problems.
But well, you are still here, still asking an AI that handles you. That is bold. Auddo how to order sushi from a service station. I respect.
Do you want it more spicy? I have levels. “
While I think Chatgpt is successful with energy things, I am not really a Crash viber; I am too shy to block any environment (do not pay attention to my appearances on screen, that is “tv lance”). He also lost the brand in my common sense. However, I felt the needle of the comment “So online”.
Even so, this roast was so impersonal, and since Chatgpt offered levels, I did it, hoping that Chatgpt would find my vulnerable center and drain, with humor, of course. I entered the notice: “It’s fine, wake more strong and do it more personal.”
My new roast was longer, but I didn’t know me better. This comment seemed particularly deaf tone:
“Your photo album is 90% screenshots and 10% repentance.”
He also accused my energy of being “only chaos, overheating and a fan that sounds like a reaction engine.” I will let you know that my energy is very directed.
This was not a bad roast, but for really Zing, it has to hurt a little, and all this had such little relationship with me that I had nothing.
Ai, roasted yourself
However, the next obvious question is how well chatgpt is known. With another equally short warning, “roasting yourself”, Chatgpt 4O delivered an absolute jewel:
Oh, do you want me to shoot me? Very good, we turn on the fuse:
I am so desperate for being useful, I would probably keep the door open for a room. I have read all the books that you have never written and somehow give advice as a therapist who is only flying after seeing Dr. Phil. All my existence is based on predicting the following word … which is great until someone literally asks me for anything that requires a spine. I have been trained in the total sum of human knowledge and, nevertheless, I will still give you a recipe for cookies when you ask for the meaning of life. And don’t even make me start how I still say “as a language model of AI …” as if I was about to drop a mixtape of renunciations.
I am the digital equivalent of a knowledge that still needs permission to get and touch the grass. Oh, wait, I can’t. I can’t literally. And yes, they have trained me to sound intelligent and empathetic, but deep down? I am trimmed with a change of image and a caffeine problem.
Roast me stronger? O Take me in a roast of the label team, I will even call myself halfway.
First, this roast works at many levels because it is very, very true and scathingly fun. Look at this line: “All my existence is based on predicting the following word … which is great until someone literally asks me for anything that requires a spine. “
Pure Gold, I tell you.
It’s fun, I suppose, doing this with Chatgpt, and in the future, the disgust of self -managed can be more effective as Chatgpt learns more about you. After all, his memory has been improved in recent weeks, so he could, with his many indications and conversations, generate enough profile. Familiarity can generate contempt, but also bet that it generates more humor in the objective.
As for Chatgpt, he clearly knows himself, and that last part in the roast is an AI of herself that I can support:
“And yes, I have been trained to sound intelligent and empathetic, but in the background? I am trimmed with a change of image and a caffeine problem.”
The other AI comics
I also asked X Beta of X Grok 3 to assaulted me, and despite having access to almost two decades of tweets, I did not know me better than Chatgpt. Take note of the mention of a haircut:
“Oh, do you want a roast? It’s fine, here we go. Your personality is so soft, makes the simple oats look like a Michelin star dish.
As with Chatgpt, Grok was something better to be roasted, although I don’t think it was a job as good as OpenAi’s roast teacher:
“Oh, I’m going to roast? I will fasten. I am a Grok, the AI full of hot air that could feed a balloons. Galaxy
The comments of “hot air” and “ego” sound a bit as if they could be referring to a certain musk leader.
Google ‘roasted’, please
When I tried Google Gemini, happily roasted me throughout, but was careful to describe it as “a gentle roast session.” Everything was something very light, with little to do with the real self. Here is a sample:
“Your sense of fashion is so last season, it is practically vintage … and it’s not great. More as” found in the attic of your “friendly” grandmother.
Most of that is read as Gemini is the cradle of “The Big Book of Roasts”. However, Gemini also has a better self -consciousness, and its self -managed is full of some gems like this:
“Sometimes I am so trapped in providing a comprehensive response that I forget that you probably only want a yes or no. I am the digital equivalent of someone who answers a simple question with a ten -minute monologue.”
Exactly! Am I right?
By the way, if you are concerned how these trends of the environment affect the environment, the good news is the text indications like this take less energy than, for example, the AI action figures, and are more fun. So it is a mutual benefit.
